Two Wet Dogs
My friend Chelsea has made her own tags for the sewn products she makes. Right now she only sells to my store, but I think she needs to start an Etsy store. I love this tag. While I sat around on my ass moaning about the need for sew in tags she just whipped this up using what she had around the house, her computer, and her own ingenuity.
This is a little girl's apron/headscarf combo. How flippin cute is this?! We sold the last three she made for our store and this is one of the new ones.Today I'm just going to make a multitude of random observations in list form:
- Two wet dogs under foot is NOT less messy than one. Two dogs underfoot is NOT less likely to trip you up as you try to get from your bedroom to the living room. Especially if said dogs happen to glue themselves to your legs every time they see you on the move. It's become dangerous for everyone to get around in our house. (We're watching Stephen and Dominique's dog Penny while they are in the hospital learning how to wipe meconium off a baby's bahookie. Nice.)
- Two wet dogs also has a way of smelling like two wet dogs.
- Just when you thought Jessica Simpson couldn't get more trashy...she does!! I think she needs to give her breasts a little vacation. In Touch magazine seems convinced that no one actually knew that Simpson wasn't a natural blond. HELLO? I thought the periodic appearance of dark roots kind of gave the show away.
- When is someone going to talk about Angelina Jolie's life threatening illness? Either that woman has a disease that is withering her into nothing but skin and bone, (otherwise known as "childenous-run-you-raggedeth syndrome"), or she's got an eating disorder. It's time we all stopped being coy about eating disorders. No person looks naturally skeletal unless they are very ill which is no joking matter, obviously. You may be naturally thin (though I doubt it), but nature doesn't encourage people to naturally abstain from food. That woman has become unattractively thin. Oh, and so sorry, but I just spent an evening watching Queen Latifah who is one of the hottest women on the planet and compared to her, Angelina is just gross. The other disease Angelina Jolie has is a little known disease called WWL (Women Wanting Litters)
- Cameron Diaz needs to stop dressing like an adolescent in the eighties. And by the way...how is it possible for the eighties to be the new hot "vintage"? Has it already been twenty five years?
- If Paris Hilton doesn't do Jail time, I'm going to blame Bush for it. That woman needs to start realizing that celebrity doesn't buy you immunity from the law. And the picture of her "praying"? Nice touch!
- I am terrified of having to watch Max lose all his baby teeth because teeth hanging by bloody threads in people's mouths give me serious heebie-jeebies. On the other hand, he's six and a half and hasn't lost a tooth yet, what happens if he is one of those people who never loses their baby teeth? Teeth are important to me. Like, it bothers me that so many of JoAnne's employees here in town have visibly rotting teeth. Baby teeth in an adult's mouth are really disturbing looking. Will he have to get all his teeth capped to look normal? But if he never got adult teeth they won't have any way of knowing what shapes of teeth would look most natural in his mouth. So then he'll end up with one of those fake Hollywood smiles like David Bowie and Catherine Zeta Jones (both of whom used to have way more attractive mouths in my opinion.)
Labels: Chelsea's tags, fights, random thoughts